You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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