this just has baby written all over it
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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