stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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