What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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