omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Let's paint friendship bongs
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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