We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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