so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Randomize