Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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