Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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