Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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