You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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