i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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