What a fucking waste of an outfit
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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