We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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