so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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