...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
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how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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