Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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