the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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