wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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We are two peas in an std pod
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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