The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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