he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
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I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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