K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
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Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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