I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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