Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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