UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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