Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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