wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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