she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Send help, water and tortillas.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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