When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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