I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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