I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You may now shotgun with the bride
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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