what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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