I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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