He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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