How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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