So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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