Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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