My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm really busy with my period
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