ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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