grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize