I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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