Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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