Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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