Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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