I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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