you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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