That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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