think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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