we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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