That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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