Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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